Preamble: Academia.edu sends you a notification when somebody comes to your profile through a search engine. This somehow keeps a track of how often do people search for you.
The idea: create a web site, put some javascript in the title, push the website up in google so that javascript executes whenever somebody finds the web page on Google. The executed code could notify you whenever somebody searches for you and the results are displayed.
Limitataions: I am sure that google sanitizes the data in the web page titles.